A neologism made up of the two German words "kacken" which means to poop and "handy" which means cell phone.
It’s used when u play with your cell phone while sitting on the toilet.
Christoph: „Bro, what have u done at work today?“
Max: „Damn! Not that much.. I was doin a 1,5 hour kandy!“
by westend4life March 2, 2022
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A misspelling of the word Candy or of the name Candy (short for Candace) which is often found among the illiterate, unschooled, lower classes, lower socio-economic groups or folks from the Ozarks or possibly Southern Oregon.
Holy gee, there goes Kandy! Wish she'd learn how to dress appropriately.

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Did you ever notice how people who spell their name "Kandy" are almost always overweight and can't spell?
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A newa and hipped up version of the equally "naff" name: Candi.
Kandi likes willies.
by Kandi *scowls* May 3, 2005
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I went to the Kandy convention.
I went to the porno convention.
by Kabir March 8, 2005
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Kandy is another word for crystal methamphetamine. It comes in large size to the smallest.
Hey Michael, do you have any kandy to smoke today?
by Pink Boy November 2, 2015
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The YouTuber that will soon conquer the scene with his amazing tutorial videos like "How to Climb Over the Fence", "How to Hide From Your Fish", and "How to Impress the Girls". He is set to gain over 100 million subscribers by 2020, and will soon overtake PewDiePie and T-Series in the race for the new YouTube play button. His tutorials educate billions around the world, and will soon spread to other parts of the universe. With his videos. we will soon be able to accomplish anything. Truly the definition of a god, and is up there along with Tongo, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and The Floundering Fish. A Latvian man everyone should truly respect, subscribe to, and click the bell for notifications.
Woah! Gatis Kandis is so cool! I wanna be like him when I grow up! He teaches me so much!
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Usually a rave-goer. Wearing bright plastic beadz, see Kandi. Also someone who believes TRUELY in PLUR. Usually very happy/cheery. Loves Bright colours, and people.
Those two Kandi kidz over there are really nice! Cute too!
by Hardcore_kandi_kidz May 14, 2003
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