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kancolle 

Kancolle, short for Kantai Collection is a web-browser game which centers on WW2 ships manifested in the form of human girls with gameplay that brings RNG to the table through naval battles, ship construction, and would have a semi resource simulator that correlates to these. Some would define it as Touhou but instead of yokai, you get ship girls. And no, there is no such thing as kancolle the animation.
1.) I played some kancolle last night. Hoppou told me to fuck off and go home.
kancolle by TTK-san April 3, 2016
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kancolle 

Short for Kantai Collection. A Japanese game about ships in the form of teenage girls, that's currently only playable in Japan. Some call it a hobby, I call it life. :D
Kancoller 1: Man, I love Fubuki!
Kancoller 2: You ain't 'bout shit, Shimakaze is the real queen!
Non-Kancoller: Fuckin' weebs.
kancolle by DangoChing August 14, 2016

Kancolle Effect 

When search engine results show moe anthropomorphism of something instead of the historical thing they're based off of e.g. showing Serval from Kemono friends instead of the wild cat. Named after Kantai Collection a game about ww2 warships that are depicted as "mecha musume" anime girls.
I was trying to write a report on Nero Claudius but all the google results just came back with some anime bimbo from a game called fate. God damn Kancolle Effect!

Kancolle Bismarck 

One of the most known Kantai Collection ship girls, based on the battleship of the same name.

her character is defined by being quite Egocentric, uptight and stubborn, usually needy of praising after a good job.

Honestly her main perk aside the firepower is that huge ass of hers.
Kancolle Bismarck battleship need to be praised... by taking her ass.
Kancolle Bismarck by xSBx May 14, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026