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kancolle 

Kancolle, short for Kantai Collection is a web-browser game which centers on WW2 ships manifested in the form of human girls with gameplay that brings RNG to the table through naval battles, ship construction, and would have a semi resource simulator that correlates to these. Some would define it as Touhou but instead of yokai, you get ship girls. And no, there is no such thing as kancolle the animation.
1.) I played some kancolle last night. Hoppou told me to fuck off and go home.
kancolle by TTK-san April 3, 2016
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kancolle 

Short for Kantai Collection. A Japanese game about ships in the form of teenage girls, that's currently only playable in Japan. Some call it a hobby, I call it life. :D
Kancoller 1: Man, I love Fubuki!
Kancoller 2: You ain't 'bout shit, Shimakaze is the real queen!
Non-Kancoller: Fuckin' weebs.
kancolle by DangoChing August 14, 2016

Kancolle Effect 

When search engine results show moe anthropomorphism of something instead of the historical thing they're based off of e.g. showing Serval from Kemono friends instead of the wild cat. Named after Kantai Collection a game about ww2 warships that are depicted as "mecha musume" anime girls.
I was trying to write a report on Nero Claudius but all the google results just came back with some anime bimbo from a game called fate. God damn Kancolle Effect!

Kancolle Bismarck 

One of the most known Kantai Collection ship girls, based on the battleship of the same name.

her character is defined by being quite Egocentric, uptight and stubborn, usually needy of praising after a good job.

Honestly her main perk aside the firepower is that huge ass of hers.
Kancolle Bismarck battleship need to be praised... by taking her ass.
Kancolle Bismarck by xSBx May 14, 2017

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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