Kamiconsecrate

Your devotion to your partner encouraged you to consecrate the marriage, but you don't want children, so you attack with full force, annihilating any potential fertilization, like a kamikaze pilot..... "Your man parts scramble the eggs"

I kamiconsecrated my wife, to the point that I'm exhausted.... So, no kids for at least ten months. Might have scrambled the uterus itself.

by Kamikaze Possum March 8, 2026