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Kaleb Nation 

Blogger-turned-author Kaleb Nation is creator both Twilightguy.com and the "Bran Hambric" series. Nation, 21, has been writing for many years and hopes to have many novels in his Bran Hambric series, which he began writing at 14.
Currently living in California, Nation works to keep his fans connected through his still regular blog updates, his twitter feed, and his facebook fan page.
Fan testimonial:
"Kaleb Nation's books really entertain me. His blog posts are always funny and he is really cute."
Katia, NC
Kaleb Nation by I_write_words September 23, 2009
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kalebration 

Kaleb is probably one of the gayest and

uncreative names i've ever seen. Usually

postulated by elitist parentals who think their

demon spawn is the shit.. when in reality the

dude is just a little turdabator who believes in

misandribation because his arrogance compells

dumb women to cumply to his disgusting and

putrid illwill; thus backing up the definiton of

many before him who somehow think that their

shit smells like freedom
Why do guys named Kaleb think they're so hot? Thier mommy is an alchy and their dad sucks cawck.. it's only a matter of kalebration
kalebration by k0nflict June 5, 2009

National smash Kalib day 

On November 30th you pound someone named Kalib
It’s November 30th it’s national smash Kalib day.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026