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This fuckin' Man Bear Pig Creature found in the wild jungle of matata. He travels via hooves to this school edikum to beat everyone at sports then eat them cos he's a man bear pig.

Oh and he's gay with jacob
Toni: Oh my gawsh, WAT DE FACK IS THAT?!?!

Roger: It's a Kale Marr.

Toni: I thought Man Bear Pigs were extinct.

Roger: You thought wrong.
by Gaycob Simpson March 04, 2009
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