Kaitlyn is king doofus of doofus town, Kaitlyn is sick and is not well Kaitlyns are a different breed she is almost always sick and boring nobody likes her jack is just being nice for the sake of It, Kaitlyn is basically a charity case
she's a emo orangutang
"Kaitlyn Braun's touches little boys in doofus town at night"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.