Kahu is brave strong and is his own person he doesnt care what people say about him, kahu is most likely one of the most friendly people you can meet hes always dancing goofing around and is very attractive to the ladies, Hes very protective over his friends and family kahu can suprise you on things hes most likely a athlete and is nice put doesnt put up with people
Woman: I’m constantly being hit on every time I pick up my son from school!
Man: Come on, they’re just teenagers! And with them kahuntas you got, can you blame them?
A turd that is solid and long. It will be tapered at both ends, like a large joint. These usually leave a clean first wipe when performed well and may require more than one flush to get it down Mr Toilet Bowl's hole. These are ideal, friendly turds. A shitter's best friend.
I ate 7 meals yesterday and as soon as I woke up, a Big Kahuna was begging to be released. I shat it out and praised god for his wonderful mercy.