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Kahle
A drink made in this order: a shot of rum, a shot of vodka, a glass of blush wine and a full beer (preferably something shitty like natty light).
kahle
A crossdresser that shits on his mother's china plates and attempts to pass them off as delicious brownies. Also known to impersonate women in chat forums to pick up gay men.
kahle by it's a mystery December 27, 2007
KAHLE
Kahle (usually meaning a calm not talkative enthusiastic person) gives respect to those who deserve it/ Kahle being a rare name only giving to a few people in the world/ meaning god is able/ an always positive person /extremely loyal and also very much forgiving while being wise
“HEY KAHLE YOU WATCHED THAT NEW BATMAM?”
“Yes it was absolutely trash and not registered as as a KAHLE classic”
“Yes it was absolutely trash and not registered as as a KAHLE classic”
Kahlie
Kahlie is a beautiful girl inside and out. She is tough, born a fighter but wants to love. Kahlies are the most loyal people ever. If a friend of a Kahlie you must have patients, they are crazy but their crazyness will steal your heart. The best Kahlies are Libras, because they are so very crazy but are also perfectly balanced as people. Kahlie will follow her goals and dump any trash the stands in her way. If you ever meet a Kahlie you will definently never forget her, she is unforgettable! Kahlie's eyes are the most perfect and beautiful eyes you will ever find. Do not screw over this girl, she will not seek revenge for you are not worth her time but if you ever mess over a Kahlie, the world will seek its justice on you! Kahlie is the best friend you can have, she will give you anything including her last breath and does not ask for anything from you except for love and caring. Kahlie rarely shows her emotions and when she does you must listen because she means it. To see this girl cry is unbearable and breaks your heart, to make this girl cry is unforgivable! Kahlies are amazing kisser because they have big, soft lips and are talented with their tongues. Her favorite place to be kissed is on her neck and it will make her melt in your arms. If you ever meet a girl who is too good to be true, you have just met a Kahlie!
Frida Kahlo
Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Frida Kahlo is when a man and women engages in anal sex, then the man rubs his poop covered penis all over the girls eyebrows creating a unibrow, much like the one sported by Frida Kahlo.
Frida Kahlo by DreDre69 April 4, 2015
kaele
A sweet girl who can come off as tacky and spoiled, until you get to know her. She has a delicate heart and breaks down easily, and though she may sound harmless, if you get on her bad side, she will do everything possible to make your life a living hell.
kaele by LeafpoolNight August 3, 2019
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026