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Kafkajillion

A number that is so high that umpteen does not begin to describe it. These numbers would be a waste of time to count to.

Derived from Franz Kafka, an author known for such absurdist fiction as The Metamorphosis, The Trial, and a short story about Poseidon being too busy filing sea-paperwork to enjoy his dominion over it.

Whether the k in Kafkajillion should be capitalized (when it's not starting a sentence) is a matter of preference.
Robert: "You know what? Prove it."

Jane: "I can think of kafkajillion examples off of the top of my head, but let's start with..."
by robotTimepiece December 17, 2021
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