The realest mother fucker to ever walk on this Earth. He will steal your girl in a heartbeat. So quick that you won't even get a chance to say goodbye. He has a bigger cash flow than you've ever even thought was possible. Just an overall gangster.
Person1: Hey, why don't you bring your girlfriend to the party tonight?
Person 2: Man, I don't even have a girlfriend anymore. A Kaelib came through earlier, and she just stuck like a magnet to him.
Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. That sucks. Kaelibs are incredibly sexy; normal people don't even stand a chance against them. Do you need to cry?
Person 2: A little.
Person 2: Man, I don't even have a girlfriend anymore. A Kaelib came through earlier, and she just stuck like a magnet to him.
Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. That sucks. Kaelibs are incredibly sexy; normal people don't even stand a chance against them. Do you need to cry?
Person 2: A little.
by Gangstalicious420 April 26, 2015