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The realest mother fucker to ever walk on this Earth. He will steal your girl in a heartbeat. So quick that you won't even get a chance to say goodbye. He has a bigger cash flow than you've ever even thought was possible. Just an overall gangster.
Person1: Hey, why don't you bring your girlfriend to the party tonight?
Person 2: Man, I don't even have a girlfriend anymore. A Kaelib came through earlier, and she just stuck like a magnet to him.
Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. That sucks. Kaelibs are incredibly sexy; normal people don't even stand a chance against them. Do you need to cry?
Person 2: A little.
Kaelib by Gangstalicious420 April 26, 2015
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Kaelob is a boy that wants to be a man, but finds himself still standing at the edge of childhood, for he threw away a great relationship with a nice girl that treated him wonderfully and loved him. This was because he got bored with his relationship and realized that there were prettier girls, therefore, he created a problem and blamed the girl for their relationship ending. He then gets with another girl that was prettier, funnier, and older than the other girl. Though, he would be a lot happier if he listened to his heart and stayed close to the one that loved him. If Kaelob were to realize what his heart was hinting, there would be no telling how great his life could be. After all this being said, Kaelob is very good looking with dark eyes and a charming smile. Not to mention that he can make almost anyone laugh, for humor comes very naturally to him. Kaelob really is a ladies' man, but he should do himself a favor and listen to what his heart tells him.
Kaelob is naturally funny.
kaelob by emmyrae01 March 13, 2018
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Kaelib kaelin kaeli Kalib Kaelie kaeleb kaelig kaelinn kaelia kaeliea
A sweet, funnily awkward type of girl. While most Kaelies are very innocent, they all have their wild side. Usually quite pretty, (though unaware of it) Kaelies are the kindest heartbreakers. Most Kaelies are unique and artsy, with a passion for helping people. You don't gain a kaelie's trust easily, but once you do they're the most loyal friends. Kaelie's are good liars, though looking into ones beautiful eyes you're sure you've seen their true souls. Crippled by low self esteem and doubt, Kaelies will never truly realize how beautiful they really are, inside and out.
Chuck: "Dude who's the new girl"
Caleb: "I met her last week volunteering at the animal shelter, she's definitely a Kaelie"
Kaelie by A friend xo April 20, 2013
Kaelin is a name usually given to a girl of amazing standards. She is a girl everyone should look up to and respect. She can rock short or long hair with ease, and will have an excellent taste in music ranging from Led Zeppelin to August Burns Red. She usually drives a nice car such as a Scion Tc. If you have the privilege of dating such a girl, then you have truly accomplished something in your life and should be put on all future resumes.
Wow Kaelin is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

Dang I wish I could be half as pretty as Kaelin.
Kaelin by Billabongsurfer November 24, 2012
Kaelina is a quiet mysterious girl until you get to know her, then you can't shut her up. She is stubborn and judgmental. She is loyal and the best friend you could have. She is hard on her man and her emotions are a tornado spinning out of control.
His girlfriend Kaelina is so quiet.
mysterious quiet stubborn judgmental
Kaelina by Dealaced April 25, 2017

Queen Kaeli 

This sarcastic lil shit is the queen of Quotev. Obsessed with bands, hair dye, turtles, anime, and tea ^w^. @QueenKaeli on Quotev boom.
"All hail Queen Kaeli yo."
Queen Kaeli by KaylaTheTurtle March 13, 2015
Beautiful and funny girl with the charm of a pixie. Loves music and laughter. Has an engaging smile.
When she acts that way, she is such a Kaelin!
Kaelin by canadian_kiwi February 3, 2010
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