by Kronik Comatose (lighter thief June 6, 2011
Get the KRONIKmug. 
the only energy drink that doesn't taste like straight pig piss.
symptoms after drinking include: prevalent swearing, unyielding wankage, hostility, rowdiness, rudeness, and trouble-causing.
best if drunken in large groups so a sole outburst is not considered too abnormal.
symptoms after drinking include: prevalent swearing, unyielding wankage, hostility, rowdiness, rudeness, and trouble-causing.
best if drunken in large groups so a sole outburst is not considered too abnormal.
"Is he drunk?!"
"No, he's just had a Kronik."
"Is she high?!"
"No, she just finished a Low Carb Kronik."
"Nah, energy drinks always taste like crap to me."
"Trust me, Kronik is better."
"No, he's just had a Kronik."
"Is she high?!"
"No, she just finished a Low Carb Kronik."
"Nah, energy drinks always taste like crap to me."
"Trust me, Kronik is better."
by Karl Kroner November 10, 2007
Get the kronikmug. Many people think kronik is just great weed, but the reason it is so good is because it is laced with crack or meth. There is no such thing as kronik without being laced.
by Pitbull Black January 6, 2009
Get the kronikmug. Graffitti consisting of 6 letters, variation of styles always fucking KRONIK as a mafugga! while i do em!
by Geoff Richardson August 12, 2004
Get the Kronikmug. Modernized old-people term.
by du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu batman! March 23, 2003
Get the kronik shenaniganmug. the process of owning aqu
by "not aqu" March 22, 2003
Get the kronik shenaniganmug.