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"There's a story about a feared legend called "Köhler". He was one with the force, but the force turned his back on him. Since he wandered around without any guidance, the K-Luck found his unprotected soul and invaded him. From this day on, every small spark of luck was forever gone. Ancient legends say that his soul is still wandering around searching for a grain of luck.
Damn. The K-Luck is with me. My package got lost, my appointment got cancelled.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
K-LUCK by LostSoulAT November 11, 2020
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Lubomir Klucka 

A Forever alone Bombastic Pigeon playing on the air guitar, while watching stargate. Sometimes gives very weird comments, but on the other hand he is a very good pall to stick around.
Lubomir klucka why do you live like Lubomir Klucka
Lubomir Klucka by Bibakila November 4, 2013
A member of the American white supremacist organization the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

A person who hates gays, jews, catholics, blacks, latinas and anyone else non-American, white, and Protestant.
The kluckers have been laying low since they blew-up that gay bar.
klucker by Blowfish September 5, 2005
Some fat kid that that's a total bitch.
Yo dick, that kid over there looks like Kluckey.
Kluckey by SomeStupidBitch September 8, 2019
n. (Klux + -er): 1. A member of the Ku Klux Klan. 2. Used pejoratively, a white American who is perceived to be bigoted, particularly in matters of black / white racial integration.
Look at that old klucker up on the courthouse steps, bawling his head off about "them nigras."
klucker by Carl Willis May 13, 2005

Mother Klucker 

A member of the KKK; Persons of Caucasian heritage that find themselves superior to others; persons of Caucasian heritage that seek to sustain a system of oppression their their actions, influence & forethought
Mother Klucker
KKK members that are in law enforcement and use their influence to mock and oppress others.
KKK members who help other members oppress others for enjoyment and/or reward.
KKK members who use their social connections to avoid being accountable for their actions or the consequences of the law.
Mother Klucker by cuppedcake November 14, 2021
A Klucker is a person whos mum and dad are usually from the same family or brother and sister. They hate blacks,gays, Jews, Catholics, Indians, Hispanics and well basicly anyone who is none white and non American. They don't seem to realise that most whites hate them.
"Hey who is that person over there wearing his bed sheets?" "Oh thats an inbred Klucker"
klucker by Merleen October 2, 2006