Juulius Caesar

When your closest friends take your Juul and rip it until it dies.

I got Juulius Caesar'd and now I'm out of pods

Juulius Caesar by juulius Caesar September 14, 2018

Juulius Caesar

A commonly used pun involving "Juul" and "Julius Caesar". Many dishonest people will try to tell you that they invented this pun, but alas, it is so easy to formulate that no one can get credit for coming up with it. However, this pun is clever for juul engravings, juul nicknames, and group chat names.

Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, do u have Juulius Caesar?

Dude 3 (Random Kid in Hallway): Yoooo, I came up with that , How do you know that??

Dude 1 and Dude 2 (in unison): Bitch, Please

Juulius Caesar by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Julius Caesar 

Perhaps one of the most misunderstood rulers of the ancient world. As polarizing today as perhaps in ancient times.

Julius Caesar began his early life by fleeing the City of Rome when then Dictator Sulla asked for his death. A compromise was made and Caesar was allowed to return.

His campaigns as a Roman General are some of the greatest triumphs in Military History.

From His conquering of Gaul (modern day France)and Britain to his Consulship along side his rival Pompey Magnus, Caesar was well known and popular with the people of the Republic.

When he was assassinated by the Senate, history was repeating itself as the Roman Senate had already accomplished the same with several other rulers. This in itself may have been the reason the Republic fell and the Roman Empire began.

Julius Caesar was popular among the Roman Plebeians.

Julius Caesar by Amadscientist April 17, 2009

Julius Caesar'd 

When a popular/powerful individual (often a politician) is betrayed and stabbed to death by a group of colleagues.

After proposing budget cuts to the local branch, Mayor Dick Johnson was Julius Caesar'd by a group of enraged knitting-needle-wielding librarians.

Julius Caesar'd by Scavokretlaw January 4, 2012

Julius Caesar 

The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.

Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"

Julius Caesar by Sheldon Jefferson January 26, 2007

Julius Caesar 

The love and delight of the human race

Julius Caesar was the most distinguised man of Roman History.

Julius Caesar by Ethan Flack April 26, 2008

Julius Caesar Especiale 

The act (and art) of receiving fellatio from a female counterpart in a dimly lit room while being fanned and fed grapes. The fanning and feeding of grapes may be performed independently, through a series of short breaks (typically at a greater frequency toward the beginning of the process), granted at least one hand or set of lips remains in contact with the penis (and in motion) throughout the fanning and/or feeding period. The receiver of such acts typically sips wine throughout the process and may provide feedback to the female in terms of technique, endurance, and overall performance, as desired.

The splendors of that Julius Caesar Especiale i received the other night can only compare to a blissful, pre-sneeze sense of weightlessness and ephemeral descent through the seemingly infinite tides of ecstacy.

Julius Caesar Especiale by Neurosojourner September 19, 2010