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Jusus Patrol

n. (Gee-zus Pa-Troll) 1. A group of people who are trying to find Jesus for testing purposes. 2. A busing system that carries "Jesus Patrol" members to and from possible area's of Jesus. See: Sex Detector Gun
"I got picked up by the Jesus Patrol last night for looking like Jesus!"
by Nizzoid September 25, 2006
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Jesus Patrol

A group of government agents who are in search for Jesus, with the aid of the sex detector gun.
The Jesus Patrol has yet to find the Jesus.
by Murderous Joe December 11, 2003
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