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just in case 

He gave me a sweet kiss on the cheek as he left and handed me his "just in case".
just in case by 69jiji December 24, 2006
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Just-In-Case Christian 

What people who don't think they need to be forgiven for anything call people who think they'll be forgiven for everything. Normally it's fun to point out hypocrisy, but when the person doing so is being a hypocrite in the process, it threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum.
"Godless people like to point out all the just-in-case Christians, yet they're no better since they don't think they require forgiveness for anything. Must be nice to always have a clear conscience because you're your own god."

Just-in-case Friend 

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.
"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

"Just in case" shave 

When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.
GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!

Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?

UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!

Just In Case Pussy

When a woman keeps her shit clean, fresh and tight, “just in case” she meets the man of her dreams so she don’t leave any stank on his hang low
KB was on the prowl looking for some man meat, so erry morning she washed, shaved and freshened up so she always had that Just in Case Pussy!
Just In Case Pussy by Freakie14 January 24, 2020

For The Just In Case 

Taking something with you for the just in case.
When i go out with friends i always take eye drops for the just in case.

YOU: why are you taking those eyedrops
ME: For The Just In Case.
For The Just In Case by L1$$4 November 22, 2011

just-in-caseball bat 

a baseball bat kept at close range in case you feel you are going to need to throw down with somebody
Tad - Dude, I'm gonna fu*k you up son.
Emilio - Luckily, I brought my just-in-caseball bat
just-in-caseball bat by treye May 23, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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