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Just be White 

Commonly abbreviated as JBW;a 'hypothesis' popular in the Incelosphere postulating that a Caucasian man has an infinitely better chance to get laid in a non-white area.

How exactly whiteness affect one's chance of getting laid is still a matter of controversy among the various schools of thought of the incel community;Some propose that this is caused by the fact that whiteness is often associated with richness and a chance for comfortable life,while others(especially the hardline Lookists) propose that this is because whites are some of the most genderly dismorphic people on Earth and thus the average white male will appear more 'masculine' than an Asian one and white girls will appear more 'feminime' than black ones,which gives both sexes a good chance of getting laid in any given area.
Reinhard:"My uncle spends most of his free time in Thailand,for some reason that eludes my mind."
Karol:"Just be White,mate.Just be White."
Just be White by Micheliscel February 1, 2019
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