Just Jesus January 

This is the month where you repent of your sins from Destroy Dick December, you must fast from masturbation, sex, and watching porn, instead you must turn to the Bible for wisdom and guidance.

Just Jesus January was a rough month it was like No Nut November only I had Jesus this month.

Just Jesus January by JarodCostello November 25, 2018

Just Jesus January 

In contrast to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, the month of January is given to Jesus. All sexual acts must be committed under his watchful, sultry eyes, preferably with his divine image as inspiration.

"Hey dude, let's go watch some porn and jack off together!"

"No way dude, it's Just Jesus January. I only jack for Jesus."
OR

"Alright dude, but only if it has a scripturally accurate portrayal of Jesus in it. After all, it's Just Jesus January!"

Just Jesus January by Pseudonymous Smosh December 3, 2018

Just Jesus January 

For the whole month of January, you can't cuss

Friend: Bro I just got this b*tch to give me head
Friend #2: Dude it's Just Jesus January, you can't do that
*slaps his head*

Just Jesus January by 69eater420 November 7, 2019