Jurgenklopps

Glaringly obvious and obnoxious veneers, usually abnormally large and white. Named after European Football manager Jurgen Klopp, whose massive and blindingly white veneers are frequently the butt of jokes.

"Did you see the Jurgenklopps on that techbro? I think he got those chompers from a piano..."

by Cletus The Cletonian February 10, 2026