Any weird, short guy who feels an overwhelming need to share his desires with you, such as vampirism or wanting to marry mermaids.
Person 1: Did you see that guy walk by?
Person 2: Yep, he's such a jupiter kid, he told me that he would only drink her blood with 2 cubes of sugar.
Person 2: Wow, he said the same thing about my mother.
Person 2: Yep, he's such a jupiter kid, he told me that he would only drink her blood with 2 cubes of sugar.
Person 2: Wow, he said the same thing about my mother.
by meggido March 6, 2008
A 1980s synthesizer. It is often considered to be the best manufactured synthesizer of all time. (by music professionals and experts alike.)
It sold for a very short time and was then discontinued. Through 1981-1984; but not even 3 full years. (Much to the dismay of disgruntled musicians who want to test drive it.)
It is unknown why Roland discontinued making the Jupiter-8. Many people believe that the Roland Jupiter-8 was way too powerful and costly for Roland to build, more than people to buy it. So they had withdraw it; in order to save their company from bankruptcy. (In other words, it cost Roland more money to build one; than for someone to buy it on retail.)
It sold for a very short time and was then discontinued. Through 1981-1984; but not even 3 full years. (Much to the dismay of disgruntled musicians who want to test drive it.)
It is unknown why Roland discontinued making the Jupiter-8. Many people believe that the Roland Jupiter-8 was way too powerful and costly for Roland to build, more than people to buy it. So they had withdraw it; in order to save their company from bankruptcy. (In other words, it cost Roland more money to build one; than for someone to buy it on retail.)
So, you want to buy a Roland Jupiter-8, eh? Well, You're going to have to save 15-16K thousand bucks for a used one! (this bad boy Synthesizer is even more costly than an average house or used car! Mindblowing.)
by Krazee Rob December 14, 2018
"Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge."? Guess what you imbred-looking sexist bitch.
I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.
I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 30, 2022
damn that hoe rylee singerman from jupiter high school is a big booty bitch her ass must really stank D:
by JupiterDickDaddy69 March 4, 2019
A sex act in which one partner dresses up like a bull, warms a rubber dildo in the microwave and uses it to penetrate the other partner.
Alice really likes Greek and Roman mythology but I never thought she would ask me to give her a hot Jupiter.
by Magnum&Black Thunder November 30, 2007
Blue Jupiter is a totally awesome A Capella vocal group consisting of four hot guys: Tobias(Toby), Justin, Marty, and Chris. They are sll very talented, and someday the world will know who they are!
by nikki December 25, 2004
A pretty good Russian song. Also known as Jupiter (Thanks to the Jupiter Animation Meme) and it's Russian name, Земля, земля, я юпитер!
Charlotte: Damn, this is one good song.
Shirley: What is?
Charlotte: Jupiter by Prvrln.
Shirley: Oh.
Pinkleaf: *appears from nowhere* I don't understand vodka language.
Charlotte: Or if you want to look it up, type in "Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!" or just "jupiter prvrln".
Shirley: What is?
Charlotte: Jupiter by Prvrln.
Shirley: Oh.
Pinkleaf: *appears from nowhere* I don't understand vodka language.
Charlotte: Or if you want to look it up, type in "Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!" or just "jupiter prvrln".
by *cough* hello May 19, 2019