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Drunk Junk

When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.
Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"
Drunk Junk by Hoch March 11, 2011

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk 

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk 

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

Junk Drink 

A junk drink is when you go to a resturaunt and you get all the sodas and drinks there are in one drink.
Jenna; I want a good drink....But something crazy.
Brandon; Get a Junk Drink

Jenna; Yesss !
Junk Drink by hallierose98 May 2, 2012
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026