Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"
Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."
Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."
Guy 2: "Suck a dick."
Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."
Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."
Guy 2: "Suck a dick."
by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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