Jumpie

A jumpie is an adjective used to describe someone who has a compulsive need or used to have a compulsive need to buy jumpers. Having owned or owning 15 or more jumpers suggests that you have such an 'addicton'. The word is a hybrid of the words jumper and junkie. This adjective can be altered in order to describe an addiction to any form of clothing. This particular word is also used to describe someone who in essense believes themselves to be the deity i.e. 'Jumped up'

You've got so many jumpers you're on the verge of becoming a jumpie.

Don't be such a jumpie.

by espresso addict. September 17, 2010

Ship-Jumper

(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.

My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".

by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017

Skunk jumper

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.

Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

canadian jumpingjacks

The sexual act of performing jumping jacks naked while your partner gives you head. And if you want to really get into it you can add some maple syrup and the 1998 Denver broncos!

Man last night was awesome me and my girl were doing some canadian jumpingjacks with the 1998 Denver broncos and maple syrup it was fantastic.

by the side effect January 9, 2010

jumping ships

when someone decides to switch sides just because the side they were originally on was losing.

That douche was jumping ships just because they suck

by Fogol December 27, 2009

Jumping jackass

This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.

Geraldo is a real jumping jackass!

by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021

pool jumping

The act of going into other peoples yard/property to go jump into their pool without their permission or them knowing to just swim or get wet on a really hot day.

David: Hey lets go pool jumping.
Pedro: Ight I'm down, but we gotta go pick up Jose cuz he knows where all the best pools are at.

by pOOljUmpErz June 19, 2011