Jump it and hump it

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.

God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT

by WWT SKATER July 24, 2006

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Jump 'N Hump

A dance move in which a person will come up behind the dancer or other person and proceed to hump/dance with them until the person turns around, at which time the jump 'n hump individual runs away avoiding recognition and leaving their victim confused and stunned. The literal translation deriving from being physically jumped and then humped.

Girl: (dancing, somehow gets separated from other girls/friends)
Guy: (starts dancing behind her)
Girl: what? (starts to turn around)
Guy: (Turns to girl next to her and starts dancing looking unaware)
Girl: Watch out Meg, there's some guy here doing the Jump 'N Hump.

by Bre MO September 23, 2008

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Jump hump

When you get someone to jump on the bed next to you soaking to get some of the friction going without you technically causing the movement

Dude, come on over, Aaron be soaking and I need you to jump hump for us.

by Lil Red Ridin 'ood September 27, 2021

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Jump Hump

The next level up from the Mormon Dick Soak. A friend of the participating Mormons can jump on the bed to create a sort of artificial thrust, thereby increasing the stimulation of the soaking parties, while still keeping all involved in God's good graces.

Sorry I have to cancel dinner tonight, Stacy needs me to jump hump for her again.

by PharttBoi September 27, 2021

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Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.

I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.

by morpheus30 September 23, 2022

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