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Julia gerhard

A very famous girl who is smart at making honest boys fall in love. After which she removes the boy's heart and then eats it.
The boy usually Feels intolerable pain. The pain usually lasts a few weeks. Sometimes a julia gerhard will repeat the process as many as 5 times a year until the boy finally gets the picture or feels destroyed. Julia gerhards are also known as "man-eaters"
Side affects due to loss of heart include: Hate, Sadness, Depression.
- Dude why have you been sad for so long?
-This girl that i thought was mine pulled a Julia Gerhard on me.
-WOW! really? Thats terrible!

Julia Gebhard 

Julia Gebhard is the epiphany of what a girl should be. She's the exact person that you want your son to fall in love with and everything about her fixes everything. Her smile is contagious, one glance and your day is made. She will change you for the better, and make you wish you were with her your whole life. Oh and on top of all that she is drop dead gorgeous with a perfect body, she's THAT girl.
Me: THE Julia Gebhard? yeah that's my girl. Why?

Friend: Never let her go
Julia Gebhard by Deuces22 March 14, 2017
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