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Judas Kiss 

When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact
“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”

Judas Kiss

A kiss to the corner of the mouth by a friend of lover with no cause or reason, seemingly random, gentle and innocent in appearance usually given during a moment of high emotional stress or after. This kiss is always followed by a betrayal and some say is a sign of demonic influence or possession.
I knew Tommy was going to be fired the second I saw Cami kiss the corner of his mouth when watching the show, "Landman", that's the Judas Kiss.
Judas Kiss by Jury Bourreau January 17, 2026

Kiss of Judas 

A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.
Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.
Kiss of Judas by R@D December 17, 2016
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