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When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact
“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”
by Scarlett Blowhandjob April 23, 2023
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Rooftop
Verb;
A Rooftop is the act of a man balancing a cup on the top of his head and having many men jizz into it, filling the cup to a sizable amount. At that point, the man balancing the cup, removes the cup and drinks from it, like a sacred chalice.
Man 1: Dude, I totally Rooftoped Tom
Man 2: Yeah, what a cuck
by Scarlett Blowhandjob February 19, 2016
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A female, usually a teen or pre-teen, occasionally older, that claims all men are misogynist pigs, and pointlessly whine about the pay gap, or other normal topics which they verbally complain about, but don't actually do anything that will change it. They commonly mistake idealism for sexism, and use countless double standards.
Tom- I heard Katie's a tumblr feminist now
Jake- Yeah, she kept bitching and moaning about men and how they're all pigs
Tom- It's probably because she can't get a boyfriend
by Scarlett Blowhandjob June 20, 2014
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