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juan reyes 

doesn't know how to talk to girls + he can't pull bitches + ratio + counter ratio + yb did it first
"juan reyes gets no pussy"
juan reyes by qwwdfqfwqwf November 29, 2021
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Juan Reyes 

my best friend. The girl getter. You are most likely to fall for him and if not you then most likely more than half of your friends. He’s like

one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. He’s so sweet when he chooses to be and he’s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he won’t. He’s taking care of himself, respect that.
Juan Reyes is so cool !😨
Juan Reyes by alohabk October 26, 2022

juan reyes 

Juan reyes is a beautiful lovely young gentlemen. He's nice and kind hearted. Juan reyes is dating Nevaeh.
Wow Juan Reyes is a hottie!
juan reyes by thebestblack1111 April 21, 2023
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