Skip to main content
Refers to that "one" redneck girl that's always in the bar, wearing a Dale Jr tank top, and no bra (even though she really needs one) that randomly raises her budweiser and yells WOOHOO for no apparent reason.
"Dude, no matter how much I drink tonight, do NOT let me leave this bar with the Jr. Ho, promise me!"
Jr. Ho by PenOfFire October 15, 2011
Words you can keep

Sam Hornish Jr. 

The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.
Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.
Sam Hornish Jr. by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

Homestar Jr.

A veggie burger, with olive eyes with red pupils, and a big leafy smile.
Put that fweaking sandwich down!
Homestar Jr. by Johnson March 29, 2003

Hot Carl's Jr.

A failed attempt at the Hot Carl by someone with Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS).
Dennis tried to give John a Hot Carl but his IBS was acting up. It just ended up being a wet, brown sock with some corn kernels and peanut fragments in it. You know what they say, a Hot Carl's Jr., "it gets all over your face".
Hot Carl's Jr. by Beaver1993 April 19, 2010

hopewell jr school 

A school with a bunch of racist teachers and kids who will say slurs and defend them self’s by saying that someone else said it too! No one can give a shit about your mansion in the middle east. And the lunches are absolutely disgusting and I’d rather wake up earlier and make my own. And let’s not forget the yt girl posesers every five minutes
Oh you go to hopewell jr school? I’ll pray for you
hopewell jr school by 1hcoffins October 15, 2021

Downy red horn jr the 3rd 

when you get your girl pregnant and put the retarded baby up for adoption and native Americans adopt it and name it Downy red horn jr the 3rd and he gets revenge on you for abandoning him
uh oh my kid Downy red horn jr the 3rd is hunting me down

Houston Jr/Sr High School 

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.
Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next