Jovie

1.<EM>Slang,Sometimes Derogatory</EM>:Jehovah's Witness.

"I know her!", Kate said in a malicious voice. " I HATE her! She's a Jovie."

by D.D. February 13, 2005

A Bon Jovi

Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.

"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."

by Jo Mo October 26, 2005

Jovie Ann

Jovie Ann is a beautiful short woman that can get easily inloved with someone. She will do and sacrifice everything she has for her love ones. She is independent and talented but can also be hard-headed sometimes.

Fred - "Do you know Jovie Ann?"

Brett - "Yep, I know her, she is friendly and an independent woman. I like her."

by Ailurophile August 16, 2021

Non Jovi

Bad thing, when something's not good, not Bon Jovi

Ah shit, that exam was so non-jovi

by wheeeee June 23, 2004

Bon Jovi

Noun;
The hair thst grows around your asshole

Tom tried to shave his Bon Jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection.

by Black Rooster May 30, 2007

dirty jovi

when you get a girl drunk and seduce her into giving you a blowjob

he got me so wasted last night and the next thing i know im giving him a dirty jovi!

by innocentforever March 23, 2011

Jambon Jovis

The glam-rock themed delicatessen opened by Jon Bon Jovi after his ill-informed segue into special interest porn fell spectacularly flat.

“Tyrone, can you go and get half a kilo of artisan Blackberry and Prosecco Coulis from Jambon Jovis on Acacia Boulevard?”

by Nayyyyyy! September 4, 2021