An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the
hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal
vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any
air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire
brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost
The first symptoms to appear are always:
1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of
JoJo'
s Bizarre Adventure without being a
filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your
mum a
bitch
7. Voluntarily going to
prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are
free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology
Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that
Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him,
don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be
heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"
