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Joshua Jackson 

He is the sexiest fucking nigga you will ever meet and will always have the largest and gurthiest cock amongst all of his friends. dont mess with this sexy nigga as he will ground pound you into the ground with the immense power of his 30 pound cock. if you ever encounter a Josh within the public, remember to approach him slowly before his nigga powers activate and dont forget to give his massive schlong a good sucking beforwe you leave or else you will recieve the biggest pouding of your life. this sexy mother fucker has the ability to gain the attention of all the men and women but just be wary of them
Joshua Jackson is a sexy child
Joshua Jackson by papi negro May 23, 2021

Joshua Jackson 

1. Great (and often underrated) actor; known to most as Pacey Witter from 90's teen soap "Dawson's Creek" and has starred in various movies in the past decade.

2. Along with Michelle Williams, the only seemingly normal member of the cast that hasn't gone crazy and married/created demon spawn with Tom Cruise.

"Hey did you hear about that new movie Joshua Jackson is in?"

"No, but I have heard that Katie Holmes is a Zombie-Posh-abbe."

"True story."
Joshua Jackson by Cait Eggers August 17, 2008

Joshua Jackson 

The man who stuck his Peter directly into a pile of snow.
Joshua Jackson fricks snow.

Joshua Jackson is a snow friqur

Joshua Jackson stuck his cock into the snow.
Joshua Jackson by A.I.R News February 23, 2022

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026