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Josh Parsons 

Weird alcoholic who fights random guys on the street
Person: *breathes*
Josh Parsons: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!
Josh Parsons by JoshParsons October 20, 2020

Josh Pearson 

Josh Pearson is a type of person who flexes on his belongings but cannot put an outfit together. He often winds people up to get attention off the girls. He has crushes on girls who are scruffs but denies it when confronted about it . We all love josh Pearson
Who is josh Pearson?
That guy who always has his ankles out!!
Josh Pearson by Leighton clarkson November 19, 2019

Josh Parsons 

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons

Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
Josh Parsons by JEPJEP November 7, 2020

Josh Parsons 

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who’s that super cute guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s only the cutest guy in the world: he’s nice, super sporty, super handsome and super cool!

Girl 1: I need to speak to that Josh Parsons
Josh Parsons by JEPJEP November 7, 2020
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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