A person who will ascend to the throne as "Emperor/Destroyer of the World(s)". Ladies love his massive 9(or more, he's bad with length) inch dick and loves his delicious nuts. Loves his girlfriend and has a nice ass. Can speak to animals, aliens, and the jewish people. Is more akin to dinosaurs. Can fire blast's of balefire out of his hands, and will EAT YOUR SOUL. And anyone who does not agree can suck my massive 9(or more) inch dick.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.