Josh Hawley 

When someone shits on top of a clogged toilet.

My kid did a Josh Hawley and now I have to buy a new toilet.

Josh Hawley by LibMom January 10, 2021

Josh Hawley 

A cock sucking lying peice of shit who rapes monkeys.

Wow that guy is such a josh hawley

Josh Hawley by MadMax2700 November 7, 2018

Josh Hawley 

Josh Hawley? The fist pumping, traitorous, TFG boot-licking Jr. United States "senator" from Missouri with permanent orange stains around every orifice. A insurrectionist traitor that participated in the January 6, 2021 US Capitol siege.

Josh Hawley is a traitor.

Josh Hawley by Josh Hawley Traitor July 3, 2022

Josh Hawley 

When you rile up a crowd then leave through the back door.

Man, did you see Tanner at the party tonight? He really pulled a Josh Hawley.

Josh Hawley by definitelynottannersaccount July 22, 2022

Josh Hawley 

Also known as the “Kyle Rittenhouse of the US Senate.” A label for a pro-Trump senator who wants to be perceived as a “political savior” in upholding electoral integrity as they idiotically attempt to overturn a free and fair election—a stunt aimed at gaining political mileage among voters when they run for President in 2024.

An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at the Capitol.

Josh Hawley by MathPlus January 9, 2021

Josh Hawley 

A label for a pro-Trump lawmaker who pretends to uphold electoral integrity as they idiotically attempt to overturn a free and fair election—a stunt aimed at gaining political mileage among voters, as they are itching to run for President in 2024.

An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at Capitol Hill as a result of his unfounded claim of fraudulent ballots.

Josh Hawley by MathPlus January 10, 2021

Josh Hawley speed 

Noun: Grease lightning white boy speed.

He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...

Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."

Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!

Josh Hawley speed by BostonRarr August 5, 2023