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Joorś Maclaus 

Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.
Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.
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Jòòrs Mclâus 

The term “Jòòrs Mclâus” represents a legal concept similar to force majeure, but with a unique twist. It signifies a global nullifying effect on an established formal contract agreement, rendering it temporarily or even permanently unenforceable due to unforeseen circumstances beyond the parties' control.

Just as force majeure clauses in contracts are designed to address unforeseen events that may prevent or delay the performance of contractual obligations, “Jòòrs Mclâus” serves a similar purpose in nullifying the effects of a contract. This term reflects the idea that external factors can disrupt the fulfillment of contractual obligations on a global scale, necessitating a provision for nullification.

When faced with a situation where “Jòòrs Mclâus” comes into play, it is essential to follow certain steps:

Recognition: Parties involved in the contract must acknowledge the occurrence of the nullifying event that triggers the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision.
Notification: The affected party should promptly notify the other party/parties about the activation of the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision and the reasons behind it.
Party 1: Okay, lets go Sailing now”
Party 2 “Jòòrs Mclâus" (signifying the agreement made is now nullified)
Party 1 “You said if I gave you a rusty trombone, that you would take me sailing on your yacht.”
Party 1 “ohh wow, so I lick you’re a-hole and get you off and you call "jòòrs mclâus"
Party 2 “Yep, that’s how we do business here”
Jòòrs Mclâus by OzzyTrader July 16, 2023
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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026