by YouRabbit November 15, 2016
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A jonty is a posh, early 20s dubstep fan that talks in rudeboy slang. Can be spotted usually wearing an Obey snapback with a Supreme t-shirt or some assorted primark Aztec. Has a bossy ketamine-addled posh girlfriend called Pippa (see tags).
Outlook festival is back to back Jontys.
I'd avoid FWD tonight mate it's Jonty central.
Put down that Obey snapback you Jonty.
I'd avoid FWD tonight mate it's Jonty central.
Put down that Obey snapback you Jonty.
by Daddy Alfie September 05, 2012
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by jake Green September 02, 2007
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Guy: Oh man, i feel so bad about dave
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was always a cunt to him, he came across as a jonty that's all
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was always a cunt to him, he came across as a jonty that's all
by JamesHanna September 28, 2011
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a skinny white boy with blonde hair he has no muscles at all and he does heaps of drugs and gets into his fair share of fights. rolls people in his spare time
by dopplegangercity September 14, 2018
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Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.
"Jonty, you aren't funny."
"At least I dont have a small penis
"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"
"At least I dont have a small penis
"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"
by SexyCucumber1934 June 03, 2020
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Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.
"Jonty, you aren't funny."
"At least I dont have a small penis
"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"
"At least I dont have a small penis
"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"
by SexyCucumber1934 June 03, 2020
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