dirty jonty

when you poo on your finger and then eat it and then wee in a glass and have oral with a poo stain

i just pulled a dirty jonty with my girlfriend, wait i don’t have one.

by IconicRat June 15, 2020

Jonty

Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.

"Jonty, you aren't funny."

"At least I dont have a small penis

"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"

by SexyCucumber1934 June 3, 2020

Jonty

Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.

"Jonty, you aren't funny."

"At least I dont have a small penis

"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"

by SexyCucumber1934 June 3, 2020

Jonty

Jonty, a little boy with a tiny pee pee who cant keep, it in his pants, let alone keep a girlfriend happy.
stupid name it means small dick is gibberish !

Girl-> Get a job!
Jonty-> No ill just go fuck me best friends ex!
Girl-> *blocked*

by greg peels May 8, 2023

Jonty

jonty is a karen that wears black airforces pass it on 🤓🤓

damn they are so annoying, just like a jonty.

by thanosisalwaysright October 16, 2021

Jonty

A handsome gentleman that loves a small women. He is very dirty minded and loves sex. He is a sporty small kid that probably doesn't play rugby. Jonty would marry and name that starts with cat. He is very desperate.

'Hey whats your name? 'My name is Jonty' What is your name? 'My name starts with cat'then Jonty says' Meow'!!!!

by BenDover_69_ September 28, 2020

Jonty

An absolute geedem who is part of the mandem who u must watch in da shower ting

6ix9ine: Jonty took drugs once

+BREAKING NEWS+ The rapper 6ix9ine was shanked by the fellow geedem Jonty
reported by James Seale

by sucabum January 23, 2020