jongo

A word used to describe a n00b with no graphics card and so has to revert to playing rubbish n00b games.

You are such a jongo, you have to play eve online LOL!

by Homo McGuill August 31, 2006

jongos

breasts, particularly those of considerable mass.

wow, check out the jongos on that one!

by jubbly June 16, 2003

jongos

the opposite of anything good

gw bush is such a jongos character that i spurt blood everytime i see him on tv

by nitzus September 03, 2003

Baby Jongo

A Baby Jongo is a forest animal.That is very fast and cute.They make the sound neeeh.

Look at those Baby Jongos Racing!
What a cute Baby Jongo!

by Heather Megan March 09, 2020

Jongos

Jongos are a type of pants popular in the skramz/screamo culture. They are known for being similar to other pants such as jeans; however, they are made of a specific fabric know for being slightly softer than jeans. It is rude to touch someone's jongos.

Dude, don't touch my jongos! I just got them from the Your Arms Are My Cocoon concert :(

by imscaredofdreamsandsadawake August 18, 2024