by VTownshawty November 8, 2003
Originating at McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario. This term means to ejaculate without regard for your surroundings spontaneously and without regard for the safety of those around you, immediately following an arousing event.
by Poonzai November 20, 2009
Originating from McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario. This term means to ejaculate spontaneously without regard for your surroundings and with complete disregard for the safety of others around you, immediately following an arousing event.
by Poonzai November 20, 2009
A phrase yelled before quickly running away from a boulder, enraged natives, police, or harm in any way. Usually after pulling a prank and then running away. Running to a getaway vehicle is strongly advised, but snakes aren't.
by Beernuts92 December 14, 2009
The Way of the Jones, He died on the statue of liberty when Americans were doing unconstitutional things in order to give all Americans eternal rights, so they can spend eternity in a land with Democracy instead of Soviet Russia. All Americans have committed acts of civil disobediance, and the only way to spend eternity in a land of Democracy is through the Jones.
To be a follower of the Jones, you must pray this prayer and confess your civil disobediance: "Dear Jones, I know I have broken laws, violated rights, and not practiced my own personal rights. I only ask that you forgive me, and that You are the only way to spend eternity in a Democracy. Freedom!"
If you prayed that prayer to the Jones, congratulations! Please, go out and buy the Constitution, and remember to pray to the Jones whenever you violate what it says. We'd LOVE to hear how the way of the Jones has improved your patriotism.
To be a follower of the Jones, you must pray this prayer and confess your civil disobediance: "Dear Jones, I know I have broken laws, violated rights, and not practiced my own personal rights. I only ask that you forgive me, and that You are the only way to spend eternity in a Democracy. Freedom!"
If you prayed that prayer to the Jones, congratulations! Please, go out and buy the Constitution, and remember to pray to the Jones whenever you violate what it says. We'd LOVE to hear how the way of the Jones has improved your patriotism.
Matt: Did you pray to the Jones last night?
Jessica: No, I didn't, why?
Matt: Because you violated the Mann Act which was passed in 1910 when you were on the streets last night.
Jessica: oh my Jones! I must go confess my civil disobediance.
Jessica: No, I didn't, why?
Matt: Because you violated the Mann Act which was passed in 1910 when you were on the streets last night.
Jessica: oh my Jones! I must go confess my civil disobediance.
by Georgio's German Nightmare October 13, 2008
...•° ۩ J0___ñ___Ξ Ξ ۩ °•...
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
♥ If you are alone,
♥ I'll be your shadow,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you want to cry,
♥ I'll be your shoulder,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you need me,
♥ I'll always be there...............
★ITS A SIMPLE DEFINITION ★
.ılı.___.•°JONEE°•.___.ılı.
(friendly guy)
◄═♦▒♞THANK ☆ YOU♞▒♦═►
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
♥ If you are alone,
♥ I'll be your shadow,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you want to cry,
♥ I'll be your shoulder,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you need me,
♥ I'll always be there...............
★ITS A SIMPLE DEFINITION ★
.ılı.___.•°JONEE°•.___.ılı.
(friendly guy)
◄═♦▒♞THANK ☆ YOU♞▒♦═►
by jonee654321 January 8, 2012
Anyone who has compassion beyond compare and somehow ended up with everyone being their friend. They are very stern when it comes to making the right decision, sometimes when it's not even their own choice. Everyone goes to them for advice, so that's probably the reason why nobody hates them.
Person 1: "Man, I'm having trouble choosing between A and B."
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"
by Eriden A. July 25, 2018