The Jenkin's Special 

The act of mowing box and jerking off at the same time.

Whoa check it out. He is in there giving that girl the Jenkin's Special

The Jenkin's Special by baconblaster July 11, 2009

Jerkin's Lotion 

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.

PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.

Jerkin's Lotion by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006

Jenkins Syndrome 

A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.

"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."

Jenkins Syndrome by captainericbertulaitis February 23, 2013

jankin stick 

any knife that is retarded
made by chris coletta and chris ostrom

I janked miself in the janker with mi jankin stick cuz i was bored

jankin stick by chris ostrom May 30, 2004

leeroy jenkins 

Either the bravest SOB in World of Warcraft history, or the stupidest; depending on your point of view. Rushed into an enemy stronghold alone, roaring his name; forcing the rest of his guild to follow and turning their chances of victory from 32.33(repeating)% to zero. At least he has chicken.

To "pull a Leeroy Jenkins" is to rush into a dangerous situation alone without following strategy, forcing your allies to follow and leading to the inevitable, definitive, graphic demise of your team. In essence, your entire team got wombo comboed because of you. If you don't try to laugh this off by saying, "At least I have chicken", or at the very least acknowledge your foolishness, you not only fail at the game, you fail at life.
Note: NEVER try to pull a Leeroy Jenkins if you're an actual member of the military. Chances are no one will make it out alive. And you won't even have chicken to comfort you.

"All right chums, let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY Jeeeeeenkins!"
"You really pulled a leeroy jenkins on that one, dumbass."

leeroy jenkins by MoKiller April 9, 2015

Michael Jenkins 

The boy of every girls dreams. He's gorgeous inside and out. You will never find anyone more caring and supportive. He may seem arrogant at first but give him time to unravel and you will understand his beauty inside. Don't bother trying to break his heart it won't work because you don't mean that much to him. Michael is sexyyyy. He is amazing there isn't an inch of his personality you wouldn't like. He is the closest thing to perfection. Also he has a HUGE DICK like trust me ;)

Michael is a name only for the pure legends. If you name Is Michael Jenkins your life has lots of good to come

Michael Jenkins by Under a rock dino May 3, 2020

leeroy jenkins 

n.
1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.

v.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.

"LEEROOOOY JENKIIINS!"

"omg he just ran in"

"goddamn it leeroy"

Leeroy Jenkins

leeroy jenkins by V.C.C. September 22, 2008