Jokes up

Heeeeeell naw

Person 1: Can you take a few dollars off?
Person 2: Jokes up foo

by Runtz Gvng August 8, 2025

Jones'd up

The act of a girl clogging up your toilet with something that resembles a summer sausage, then bailing, and denying it with every fiber of her being

Girl 1 and Girl 2 come over to hang out. Girl 1 straight to the bathroom girl 2 straight to the couch. If girl 1 spends more than 7 minutes in the bathroom then wants to leave ASAP. Odds are you have been Jones'd up

by Soddy Boy September 16, 2014

Up joke

When you top somebody's joke with another joke.

"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"

Such an up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"

Double up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

by WolfsbaneD August 4, 2022

Jones-n-it-up

when you gather up whats left of what you have left.

its when you run out of crack and look on the floor for more.you have no crack left so you scrape your crack pipe for one last hoot. "you Jones-n-it-up last night

by timmy meade June 13, 2008

Jones-n-it-up

To drive around, with friends, aimlessly while attempting to find somthing to do.

Ben and his friends were jones-n-it-up Friday night before they got a call and were invited to a party

by Matt May 13, 2005

What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.

Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!

by Blood Clott December 10, 2010