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Jones'd up

The act of a girl clogging up your toilet with something that resembles a summer sausage, then bailing, and denying it with every fiber of her being
Girl 1 and Girl 2 come over to hang out. Girl 1 straight to the bathroom girl 2 straight to the couch. If girl 1 spends more than 7 minutes in the bathroom then wants to leave ASAP. Odds are you have been Jones'd up
Jones'd up by Soddy Boy September 16, 2014
When you top somebody's joke with another joke.
"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"

Such an up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"

Double up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
Up joke by WolfsbaneD August 4, 2022

Jones-n-it-up  

when you gather up whats left of what you have left.
its when you run out of crack and look on the floor for more.you have no crack left so you scrape your crack pipe for one last hoot. "you Jones-n-it-up last night

Jones-n-it-up 

To drive around, with friends, aimlessly while attempting to find somthing to do.
Ben and his friends were jones-n-it-up Friday night before they got a call and were invited to a party
Jones-n-it-up by Matt May 13, 2005

What up Smith Jones 

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.
Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!
What up Smith Jones by Blood Clott December 10, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026