Joker Choker

When a girl sits on your face without telling you she's bleeding. Upon realization, you sit up and begin choking her, laughing all the while.

"Hey man, did you hear what Zack did to your mom last night?"

"Yeah, man. I can't believe he went all Joker Choker on her. It took a week to get that off his face."

by RomanBoners September 3, 2023

Joke Choke

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.

I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish

by adiz97 April 25, 2011

Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009

Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.

2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?

Brom: YOUR MOM!

Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Linus: I dunno.

Avery: To get to the other side!

Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009

Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.

by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

Chockers are jokers

Instead of spitters are quitters you have a back up plan

‘Spitters are quitters’

Yah well ‘chockers are jokers’

by Imsoooosmart September 1, 2019