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Not a joke. On my word as a Biden 

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Joebidenphobia

The extreme and irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.
Tim: It's not like I hate him. I just have the irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.
Gus: Joebidenphobia?
Tim: Yeah...
Joebidenphobia by NIQQA TWERK February 24, 2021

Joebidenology 

The study of Joe Biden and how he acts. This study was invented in November 2020, and has been used to figure out why Joe Biden shakes his hand with a ghost. This study has also been used to see how Joe Biden's hearing effects how he walks. For example, a Joebidenologist will look on the video of him falling down stairs and also him falling off a bike, and determine why he falls so much. Currently, people are trying to figure out why he sniffs kids.
Bob: Yeah I have a major in Joebidenology.
Bill: What the fuck did you just say?

joebidenbemydad 

i really wish joe biden was my dad
i dont have a dad, joebidenbemydad!
joebidenbemydad by fiddle68 November 10, 2021

joebidenfanpage 

a fanpage for joe Biden on tiktok with 20k followers
Did you see joebidenfanpage’S new post?
joebidenfanpage by hannabanana2567 December 13, 2020

Joebidenphobia

Girl scouts: Do you want some Girls scout cookies?

The person that has this phobia: agdfiyhGIASHDFJKSDFGHKASDJFHA>LKFDJlkas

Girl scout leader: I guess that person have Joebidenphobia
Joebidenphobia by R0ses February 17, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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