Jointling 

A person who is addicted to joints.

"Max is such a Jointling."

Jointling by UrfatModdar November 11, 2021

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

jortling 

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs

i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling

jortling by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.

Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

jingling the change by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006

Jointing 

The form in which bud is consumed as a recreational activity shared with friends.

Rules

1: 2 or more consecutive joints inside 4 hours and 20

minutes

2: Joints must be shared with 1 or more friends

3: Joints must be hand rolled

Hey man, how was the trip down here? Dude it was awesome, we were "jointing" the whole time!!

Jointing by Sky Harris March 26, 2013

clam jostling 

A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.

A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.

clam jostling by garybaldi February 12, 2010

biscuit joining 

two males sharing a double ended dildo

I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining

biscuit joining by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017