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Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that occurs when one visits or unfortunately lives in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This syndrome causes everyone to become angry out of spite and be extremely rude to one another. The only thing going for this town is the amount of massive, devastating floods that have killed the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one and get flushed down the Conemaugh like your coal cracker ancestors.
~cut off in traffic by a lifted dodge pickup shooting black smoke~

Dude, there’s too many coal crackers in this town with Johnstown Syndrome. I gotta get out.”
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Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that one experiences when entering or living in the town of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This leads to the general population being extremely unfriendly. Johnstown is a dreary shit hole, the only thing going for it is a few massive floods that killed and wiped out the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one. Otherwise, move out of this coal cracker wasteland.
~ get’s cut off by a redneck in a lifted dodge that shoots black smoke ~
Dude, there’s too many angry coal crackers in this town with Johnstown syndrome. “

Brian's Johnson Syndrome 

The mental disorder about pretending to be the singer from an ACDC tribute band and fantasising about having double Angus penetration with the guitarist while jacking off onstage.
That guy in that ACDC tribute band had BRIAN'S JOHNSON SYNDROME and left a sticky mess on Malcolm...
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026