Johnny-bag

British slang term for condom.

- Are most often made from latex, but some are made from other materials such as polyurethane, polyisoprene, or lamb intestine.

-Great for using as a water balloon

- Can be used for having a "posh wank".

- Can be used as a derogatory cuss - e.g. "Jesus Johnny-bags!"

- I've brought the Johnny-bags with me. Let's get it on baby!

- Jesus Johnny-bags! That really pissed me off.

Johnny-bag by johnniebag April 29, 2010

jonny 2 bags 

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

jonny 2 bags by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

Johnnygagging 

Overcomplication of a simple phrase by using excessive wording.

"You know that animal? The one that's kind of like a horse, except not? It has like, a mayne and stripes and stuff? You know? Zebras? You know what I'm talking about? They're like little horses."

"Stop that johnnygagging!"

"quit johnnygagging!"
"don't be such a johnnygagger!"
"I hate it when you johnnygag."

Johnnygagging by BrianWilcott January 18, 2009