the worst radio show in the history of mankind. johnjay just brags about his celebrity friendships, rich just makes fun of people on live radio, and carrie sounds like minnie mouse on crack. they even have a guy who legally changed his name to obi-wan kenobi...which is actually pretty cool, and i don't even like star wars.
johnjay: "So, while I was out to dinner with LUIS GONZALEZ, I got a text from ENRIQUE IGLESIAS. Hahaha, I'm so cool because I say irregardless and it isn't proper English, HAHAHA..."
"I was listening to Johnjay and Rich this morning... did you hear that Johnjay is friends with CELEBRITIES?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!