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John Taylor 

Founder member and bass-player of UK pop phenomenon Duran Duran whose real name is actually NIGEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once the sexiest man on the planet, had this disturbing characteristic of making adolescent boys really confused about their sexuality
I bet he fancies John Taylor, he's been nicking my extended format / special footage Girls on Film videotape!!

Play the fucking bass John!: a recurrent mantra in any Duran Duran gig this side of the millenium
John Taylor by Mish Moneypenny April 27, 2006
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John Taylor 

John Taylor is a leader of men, he is very athletic and very courageous. He is well behaved and has very good manners. He isn't that tall but not that short either. He is someone you want to know, and he is very good with kids. A little competitive but he doesn't let that ruin friendships.
I love how John Taylor is so good with those kids, he is perfect.

John Taylor 

Retard and a dumb brat who yells when he can’t get his way. I don’t like u.
Teacher: John what it 2+2?
John: Umm..156
Teacher: That’s wrong u idiot.
John: *Thorws a tantrum*
John Taylor is a weird guy

John Taylor 

Having the force of the Flop.
Flop On John Taylor, Flop On.
John Taylor by JBLC October 18, 2008

John Taylor 

an outages boy from sunderland (uk)
John Taylor is outrages. Big Issue Please .
John Taylor by Outrages November 29, 2016

John Taylor high school

‘Your posh, do you go denston?’
‘Oh no I go John Taylor high school’
John Taylor high school by Lindane December 16, 2018
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