John Roblox 

A Roblox Youtuber who mainly plays Arsenal(pro player who pwns hackers), makes under aged jokes, makes gorilla noises and always rages.
He's an Arsenal admin.
Oh, and he is married to Zero Two.

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ps: John, if you are reading this, go get a gf instead of virtually marrying a 2D girl with disproportionately large eyes.

pps: WEEB

A: yo did you watch that new John Roblox video?
B: yeah i did. Its about him pwning hackers

Example 2
A:Oh god i can't believe it! John Roblox's married to Zero Two
B(still horny from hentai): Zero Two is my waifu...

John Roblox by N4PST4B1OOK February 20, 2020

John Roblox 

*monke noises*

HAHA JOHN ROBLOX MONKE ZERO TWO AOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAAO

John Roblox by Th33 May 21, 2021

John Roblox 

Simp/Has no girlfriend

A: Oh I heard John roblox loves non-existent anime girls.
B: Someone told me John roblox is a SIMP

John Roblox by Iamnotrevealingmyuser March 16, 2021

John ROBLOX 

A rapist that lives on the south coast of Somalia in a house made of shit, who has wet dreams about fucking a fictional character.

Criminality player: Who's that guy who ruined Criminality again?
Criminality player #2: John ROBLOX.

John ROBLOX by lucasinnit July 16, 2020

John Roblox 

John Roblox is the ultimate gorila dude who plays TDX and TDX

and also plays TDX, and Arsenal

he also has over 1 millon Subscribers

and hates furrys

and likes Zero Two and stuff

and also is a simp

John Roblox: OOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAO

John Roblox: Today I will be playing TDX

John Roblox by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber February 6, 2025

John Roblox Syndrome 

John Roblox Syndrome or JRS, is a mental disorder were a person is addicted to watching Hentai or Rule 34, this disorder can also make you act like a gorilla, like OAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAO, and also this will make you a giant Simp which will make you more horny and have crushes on pixels in games, specifically Zero Two, and this disorder will make you play arsenal more, you will become of a weeb which will make you more addicted to watching anime, this disorder is very serious because theres no cure or treatment, the only way to get of this is to get over it.

Bill: man Im going to jerk off to pictures of zero two and feet pictures of Maid Commander
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome

John Roblox Syndrome by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber August 20, 2024